I’m back to recap “Joseline’s Cabaret Las Vegas” and once again let me remind all of the Joseline Hernandez fans, if you are watching “Joseline’s Cabaret Las Vegas” you are in luck because I am recapping each episode this season but if you haven’t started watching episode three yet, click off because this is the recap and it is full of spoilers. Now that we have gotten that out of the way, let’s get to the recap of episode three. Ready? Let’s get started…….
Episode Three: “Who Said Anything Was About Dancing”
The episode starts where it left off last week. Joseline directs the girls to drag Gaia out of the house, and some of the girls start to beat Gaia Love…
In her confessional Ms. Wet Wet says she felt Gaia Love deserved everything that she got because she should have never been running her mouth. Well by that same reasoning you deserved every bit of the whooping Amber put on you for running your mouth then right? I think Ms. Wet Wet be talking so much she doesn’t even realize when she is shading herself. She just talks to be heard and when she is not being heard she pulls down her top. It’s just dumb.
Chanel Tso asks for clarification on what exactly Gaia said about Joseline. Joseline thanks the girls for dragging Gaia out of the house.
Switch…
Gaia is outside of the house telling production she needs her suitcase. She is ranting about the show being demonic, evil etc. Mind you, she is dripping wet in her bra and panties…but okay!
She tells us she is the second coming of Christ…I can’t with Gaia it’s just crazy! She talking about changing the world but she is using profanity and looking a hot mess.
Switch…
The girls and Joseline seem quite giddy that Gaia was just thrown out of the house. Yeah Joseline, you sure have your own brand of women’s empowerment, don’t you? Joseline says Gaia speaks about Jesus but she does porn. We find out Gaia was doing Only Fans while she was pregnant also. These women all seem to be rather judgmental of each other. They all are in the sex industry in some form or other. I guess in their minds there is a hierarchy to the business and depending on where you fall means how much respect they feel you deserve.
Blckdiamond says that Raven told Gaia she was going to spill the beans to Joseline, and Gaia was like good because you are all p***y for not saying anything to Joseline…
Switch…
Gaia is still outside ranting and raving about it being judgment day…Lexi Blow comes outside and tells her she needs to get her stuff. She asks Gaia to tell her where her stuff is so she could help her get it. Now Chanel Tso has joined them when Gaia refuses their help. She says she needs security to help her because she doesn’t trust Lexi Blow or Chanel Tso.
They walk over to the van. Gaia starts going into a rant about starting her own church instead of getting her suitcase out of the van. The Guardian of Zeus, remember him? He locates her bag for her and pulled it out of the van. She is still screaming about God and using profanity to rant…she says she is not crying because she is a woman of God…
Girl shut up.
When she says aggressively to Chanel, “Aint no tears coming down my cheeks”, Chanel walks off for some reason…where the heck are you going Chanel? That leaves Lexi Blow to deal with coo coo by herself, because Chanel was out of there!
Gaia says that Joseline is scared of her. Lexi Blow is like, oh so Joseline is scared of you? Gaia tells Lexi to get away from her because she is a prostitute…
I cracked up. Why the heck is Gaia Love tripping like this? It makes me wonder if she is drunk, high or crazy. Maybe she is a combination of all three, who knows, but it’s about to get even wackier, keep reading…
She tells Lexi that the Bible states that prostitution is a sin and she tells Lexi Blow to back up…
Girl shut up.
Lexi Blow calls her out for dancing naked and that being a sin…Gaia tells Lexi to get away from her. She then drops down into a fighting stance, she comes around and tackles Lexi and slams her to the ground. They start fighting…The Guardian tries to break them up but Lexi Blow has a death grip on Gaia’s hair. Some of the girls run out and now the two are separated.
Amber wants to know why they were fighting. Lexi runs and gets Gaia’s suitcase and put it in the fountain…Gaia runs and is complaining to security about her bag when Blckdiamond comes and punches her in the head. Then Raven runs up and starts beating Gaia up. Gaia is scared holding onto security…
This is a mess.
All of the girls are coming towards Gaia, and she is running behind security. Amber sees that Gaia’s suitcases are in the fountain. She pulls out one of her bags and opens it. She pulls out the books that are packed amongst the clothes and starts reading the titles. There is a prayer journal, okay that’s nothing out of the ordinary for a good Christian woman. The next book is a book of witch craft…
Now what does that have to do with Jesus, Gaia?
Sure she had a Holy Bible as well, but I’m still trying to figure out what was up with the witch craft book?
We next see Gaia crying to security, and all her belongings are floating in the fountain. The girls go back into the house to leave her to her ranting about being the second coming of Christ.
Switch…
Inside the house, some of the girls do shots to celebrate getting Gaia out of the house. They begin remarking about how weird Gaia is.
Switch…
Gaia is getting medical treatment for her scrapes from all the fights she has been in.
Switch…
Inside the house Joseline is asking Lexi Blow if she was okay. She replays the fight to Joseline. She says the fight happened because she was telling Gaia to get her things and go.
Well, Joseline reminds the girls that despite all the fighting, they should not forget that they are at the cabaret to dance…could have fooled me! This is the third episode and we have seen everything but dancing!
Chanel tells the girls she wants them to all come up with an eight count…Joseline interrupts and tells the girls to find their rooms.
The next morning…
Lexi Blow and Chanel Tso are discussing the photo shoot. Lexi feels this is her opportunity to speak with Chanel in private because she feels like Chanel dropped the ball a few times Chanel starts off talking about the night before. Ms. Wet Wet comes out before Lexi Blow could bring up her concerns.
Ms. Wet Wet looked good I must say. Her wig definitely was looking much better. She tells the women that last night was something else. She says that Amber is pressed about her. Chanel tells her to just stay focused. Lexi Blow wonders if Ms. Wet Wet and Amber can be cool for the rest of their stay in the house. Ms. Wet Wet says she can be cordial but doubts that Amber can.
Chanel wants to know who can verify that Gaia really said all of those things about Joseline. Lexi Blow doesn’t want to talk about Gaia after the fight they had she is just glad she is gone.
Switch…
Henny and ReRe are in the dining area eating fruit and drinking juice and talking about the night before as well. In walks Jordan and K.Kapri to join in on the conversation. They all agree that it was a set up when Joseline asked the girls if they could sing and then she put the girls who said they could out of the cabaret. K.Kapri didn’t appreciate that Joseline then let those girls come back.
K.Kapri brings up all the craziness at the photo shoot and says that you don’t have to put your hands on someone else to earn your respect. She says she will defend herself if someone puts their hands on her. She feels like Gaia was asking for the whooping that was put on her. They all felt like she was doing a lot especially with the witch craft.
Switch…
Blckdiamond, Raven, and Lollipop are talking about Gaia and the fact that Raven and Blckdiamond jumped her. Amber walks up and asks what they were talking about and when they say Gaia she says she likes Gaia. She wants the girls to give her a chance.
When Lollipop asks Amber how she feels, she brings up her mentioning to Joseline she wanted Amber to go home. Lollipop says the only reason she mentioned Amber going home was because of all the things Amber did at the photo shoot. Lollipop says she is giving Amber tough love and being a real friend to her by telling her the truth. Amber has no choice but to respect what Lollipop is saying and they are good.
Good job ladies, way to be grown.
Switch…
Joseline finds Balistic Beats alone in the kitchen. She fills him in on what has been happening with the girls. She tells him about the photo shoot from hell. She tells him about Chanel throwing Lexi under the bus. Joseline tells him that Chanel does a lot of fake things that she doesn’t like. She then tells him about all the mess with Gaia Love and he being drug out of the house, Balistic is not surprised because he thinks Gaia is crazy. This is all too much for Joseline because remember it has only been two days, yawl!
Joseline is annoyed that Chanel told the girls that they needed to learn an eight count…well excuse me ma’am wouldn’t that be helpful for the cabaret? Well they might of thought they had come to shake what their mama’s gave them, but Joseline has other plans for the girls. She is putting them to work cleaning the club…
Say what?!
Switch…
Chanel, Lexi and Joseline arrive to the club and they have on some pretty sexy gear. She asks if the ladies are ready and they both assure her that the women have been practicing their little hearts out. Chanel took the initiative and gave the girls a homework assignment. They were to create a dance routine…Joseline is like, and they listened to you? But Chanel didn’t catch the sass in Joseline’s voice.
Joseline wants to talk about last night. First she wants to know how Lexi Blow feels after her fight with Gaia. Lexi thinks Gaia is a crazy witch. Now Joseline turns to Chanel and asks her why she would throw Lexi under the bus…
Ut oh…
Joseline calls Chanel out for rolling her eyes at her, and of course Joseline begins to go left but she brings it back to the point. She wants to know why Chanel didn’t have Lexi’s back when the girls accused her of laughing at them.
Chanel asked Joseline if she wanted her to lie for Lexi…
Chanel tries to back track but Lexi and Joseline won’t let her off the hook. Joseline tells Chanel she doesn’t like the way she didn’t stick up for Lexi. She accuses her of being fake. She tells her the more she sees of her fakeness the more she dislikes her…
Ouch.
Of course Chanel just stands there, not saying a word. Lexi tells her that they both need to have each other’s back against the other girls so they can get control of the cabaret. Chanel agrees, like always, but it’s a gamble if she will actually come through.
Joseline tells them that the girls think they came to dance but she has another request of them first. Well Lexi is confused because Chanel had the girls prepare a dance routine…Joseline asks them who told them to do that…
Crickets…lol.
Lexi says she was just having Chanel’s back and Chanel wanted to see what the ladies were working with. Well they should of checked in with the Peurto Rican Princess because she has other plans…
MOLDED.
Chanel goes and gets the girls. They all line up in their sexy cabaret attire. Joseline tells the women that they all look amazing. She says she is excited to see them dance, but Chanel gave them the wrong information. They were not coming tonight to dance. They were coming to look at the location, and clean it up…
Lol.
She begins to point out how dirty the place is and the looks and the girl’s faces were hilarious. She tells them that Chanel and Lexi are there to make sure that they do what they got to do to get the place spic and span. She says she has to go, but she will be back before the night is over.
Lexi suggests they get changed into comfortable clothes so that the ladies can start cleaning. And they do.
Switch…
Gaia video calls Joseline. She says she was just joking when she told Joseline she would snap her neck like a chicken. She said that ALL of the girls were making similar threats so she felt comfortable to make jokes too, basically.
Well Joseline says that Gaia’s jokes about her make her want to slap her. Gaia points out Raven as one of the girls she claims was talking mess about Joseline but won’t say any of it to her face…
Really? Interesting…but Gaia has no one to vouch for her. Joseline says she will let her come to the club and talk to the girls. She says Gaia should confront the girls for doing the same thing she did. She says if Gaia can stand her ground she can stay. She tells Gaia that she likes her…but warns her not to ever talk reckless about her again…
Okay Gaia, you have been warned!
Switch…
The girls are now changed, and Chanel is giving them instructions to clean and already Amber is giving attitude…she is rolling her eyes when Chanel talks, lol. Lexi gives the signal and the girls rush to grab cleaning products so they can begin the assignment…They twerk and clean, and twerk and clean, lol.
Chanel walks around yelling out orders…which rubs Amber the wrong way. She asks Lexi and Chanel if the were going to clean and when they refuse she starts losing it. She starts bullying them, well really bullying Chanel for not cleaning. And rather than putting her in her place, Chanel just allowed Amber to talk to her any kind of way.
FOH.
What the heck is wrong with you Chanel?
Lexi wants to call Amber over so that she and Chanel can talk some sense into her. When they try to get her to come and talk she tells them to give her a couple of minutes and basically she will talk to them if and when she is ready…
I cracked up. When she does sit down with them she gave them absolutely no respect…especially Chanel who she called out. She told her she didn’t deserve to be there and she wasn’t good enough. She called Lexi Blow a fly on the wall, and she called Chanel Tso a deer in headlights.
Ouch.
She told them they were just there…after she insulted the mess out of Chanel she walked off from them.
Lol. Amber is a hot mess. I was mad they didn’t feel empowered enough to tell her to kick rocks, but it was funny to see her boss up on them with barely any push back. There is a fine line between being humble and being a punk…Lexi Blow walks it, but Chanel definitely crosses over to the wrong side and it’s sad.
When Joseline comes back with champagne in hand Amber makes a big show of letting her know Lexi and especially Chanel didn’t clean. Lexi accuses her of being drunk and Amber goes off and says she is not. In front of Joseline Amber tells Chanel that she doesn’t deserve to be there. She even insulted her lace front…
Amber goes all the way off on Chanel again, but this time in front of Joseline. This is getting petty.
How does the episode end?
Gaia returns surrounded by security…
So we can’t wait to catch the fall out next week, can we? See yawl next episode, muah!
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